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“My dear, bold niece, please accept this humble gift for the Day of the Unfortunate and the Damned. Very few experience true suffering, and only the desperate and doomed can enjoy waking up from a nightmare. I hope you will understand the very nature of dread and terror.
With faintly suppressed pity, et cetera, et cetera.
Your wonderful Uncle F.” (No date, signature illegible.)
This was the note found under the mattress of a bed put up for auction in County N by the Royal Mail’s Department for Unclaimed and Undelivered Items.
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